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OCCGBD Hoodie – Comfort for the Chronically Cranky 😈🖤
Diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Cursing Grumpy Bitch Disorder? Same. This hoodie is your emotional support garment—soft on the outside, savage on the inside.
Perfect for days when people-ing is optional and silence is a boundary. Slip it on, pull up the hood, and let the world know: it’s incurable… and I kinda like it.
Why You Need It:
• 🧵 Soft as your last nerve is short
• 🔥 Built-in “leave me alone” energy
• 💬 Works better than a warning sign on your forehead
Ideal for:
☕️ Coffee runs • 🙄 School pick-ups • 😤 Avoiding humanity
Not just a hoodie. It’s a diagnosis in cotton.
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$41.95
Diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Cursing Grumpy Bitch Disorder? Same. This hoodie is your emotional support garment—soft on the outside, savage on the inside.
Perfect for days when people-ing is optional and silence is a boundary. Slip it on, pull up the hood, and let the world know: it’s incurable… and I kinda like it.
Why You Need It:
• 🧵 Soft as your last nerve is short
• 🔥 Built-in “leave me alone” energy
• 💬 Works better than a warning sign on your forehead
Ideal for:
☕️ Coffee runs • 🙄 School pick-ups • 😤 Avoiding humanity
Not just a hoodie. It’s a diagnosis in cotton.
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |