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🐉 Mondays… Grumpy Dragon Shirt
Mondays don’t need words — they need warnings.
This Grumpy Dragon shirt says it all with one look: the wings aren’t awake, the coffee’s not kicked in, and anyone who speaks risks flames. Perfect for the gloriously irritable, caffeine-dependent humans who treat Monday like a personal attack.
Why You’ll Love It (Even If You Hate Mondays):
• Soft, comfy fabric — because misery deserves comfort
• Bold, expressive dragon design (speaks so you don’t have to)
• Unisex fit for every mood, from “don’t” to “nope”
Wear it to work, errands, or your couch — and let the dragon do the talking.
If you see smoke, back away slowly. 🐉😤
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$22.95
Mondays don’t need words — they need warnings.
This Grumpy Dragon shirt says it all with one look: the wings aren’t awake, the coffee’s not kicked in, and anyone who speaks risks flames. Perfect for the gloriously irritable, caffeine-dependent humans who treat Monday like a personal attack.
Why You’ll Love It (Even If You Hate Mondays):
• Soft, comfy fabric — because misery deserves comfort
• Bold, expressive dragon design (speaks so you don’t have to)
• Unisex fit for every mood, from “don’t” to “nope”
Wear it to work, errands, or your couch — and let the dragon do the talking.
If you see smoke, back away slowly. 🐉😤
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |